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greetings:

ultrafacts:




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This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

directoraaronquinn:

Autopsy of Legendary Artist

directoraaronquinn:

Autopsy of Legendary Artist

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

clockworktailbeast:

And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!
ROCK

clockworktailbeast:

And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!

ROCK

captainhanni:

i love planet earth and the fact that is an actual real creature

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