Cooking with my Dad. I asked him; “If you were a pirate, would you open up a restaurant on the sea for pirates?” He looks at me flabbergasted and goes, “IF I were a pirate? I AM a pirate!”

Cooking with my Dad. I asked him; “If you were a pirate, would you open up a restaurant on the sea for pirates?” He looks at me flabbergasted and goes, “IF I were a pirate? I AM a pirate!”

  1. fire-breathing-rosie said: Your dad is actually the best and don’t you ever forget it. Long live Woop Slap!
  2. sexually-frustrated-seamonster posted this
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